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Time for a Change

I used to work in the printing industry. I majored in graphic communication at Cal Poly and even received a scholarship from the newspaper industry. At the same time, I quit the (now-defunct) on-campus print shop to work for the campus IT department.

I should have taken a hint. From myself.

It wasn’t long before I got back into web design, then more general IT projects, and finally as a full-time network administrator. Every move I’ve made has been towards something more technical, and I’ve enjoyed it all successively more.

Every corporate “IT guy” reaches a point where he’s tired of fixing people’s printers. He’s tired of removing spyware from Windows, he’s tired of migrating users’ Outlook profiles to new computers, and he’s tired of the politics revolving around the web filter and the size and quantity of everyone’s monitor.

At least, this one was.

After spending a couple of years deciding what I didn’t like (direct marketing, web design, email marketing, desktop support, Windows servers), I finally decided to dig into what I really did like: Unix and Linux. And it’s been very satisfying and very fun.

More importantly, it’s led to a new job opportunity. So my familiy and I have up and moved across the country. Goodbye beaches, goodbye great weather, and goodbye amazing sushi restaurants. Hello nice people, hello good barbeque, and hello cheap houses.

And hello, new job. I’ll be working as a Support and QA Engineer at Calyptix Security. Calyptix is run buy some extremely talented and intelligent people. For example, if you’re an old-time redditor, you probably remember this post, which caused quite a ruckus on the site, as accusations of hackery and tomfoolery abounded. It turns out, I now share an office with the gentleman (and scholar) who posted it. I only just discovered this about an hour ago.

Moving inevitably brings challenges and stressors. But it can also bring the opportunity to learn and grow. Because of that, I say: Change is good.

My Picks: Top Romantic Comedies of All Time

I thought I’d just take a few minutes and jot down some of my favorite romantic comedies of all time. Here they are, in order:

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Definitely a list worth checking out. Or not.

Bieber Tweets

If you know me, you know I don’t like Justin Bieber. Actually, if you’ve ever been within ten feet of me, you know this as well. Once, my co-worker started singing, “Baby, baby, ba–.” And that’s all he could get out before I addressed the situation.

After being called the anti-Bieber, I decided to do a quick glance back at my twitter history. Sure enough, I’ve tweeted about the nuisance over a dozen times. Here they are (most of them), in historical order:

  1. Forget BP, Iran, Obama or Palin. Forget Apple, Microsoft, Google, and Facebook. Can we all just agree to hate Justin Bieber?
  2. Justin Bieber will heal our divided country by bringing us together through a unified front of hatred towards him.
  3. Ever notice Justin Bieber’s hair is swept 100% forward? It’s as if the wind is constantly blowing him away. Not even nature can stand him.
  4. Justin Bieber sucks. Nature abhors a vacuum. It’s all coming together now.
  5. Alright, last one of the day. You will thank me. http://LesbiansWhoLookLikeJustinBieber.tumblr.com
  6. New illness, beware! Bieber Fever induces nausea, vomit and severe discomfort of the brain. Extended exposure may lead to suicidal thoughts.
  7. Played a bit of a Justin Bieber song for Kai (with trepidation) and he didn’t like it. Passed the test! He is worthy to be called my son.
  8. The downside of that is that I had to listen to Justin Bieber for a few seconds. Well, who said parenting doesn’t involve sacrifice?
  9. My kids like Barney but not Justin Bieber. That puts him just above Teletubbies but below the Wiggles.
  10. Q: How can Justin Bieber’s music be popular if a 4-year old has already outgrown him? A: His music is for infants.

I do not like him, Bieber fans. I do not like him, Ryan I Am.

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